SnowyDemon

Girl: Mom, I have something to tell you. Mom:  What is it, honey? Girl: I'm gay. Mom:  Don't be ridiculous, dear, grey is a color.  You can't be grey. Girl: No mom, I'm a lesbian. Mom:  No you're not dear.  You're English and American Indian, none of your ancestors came from Lebanon. Girl: No, not Lebanese, LESBIAN!! Mom:  I didn't know you were interested in acting, you aren't even in theater arts. Girl: Mom... Mom:  What? Girl: I like girls. Mom:  Yes, I know.  Your two best friends are girls. Girl: Mom, I'm sleeping with Madison. Mom:  Of course you are, there is only one bed in your room.  You wouldn't make your best friend s

Stacie and (Girl-Haylee) in Stacie's room, Stacie is changing clothes after work so they can go to a movie... Haylee:  So Stacie, I told my mom. Stacie:  Told your mom what? Haylee:  You know, about me and Madison... Stacie:  You and Madison what? Haylee:  You know...about us... Stacie:  What did y'all do? Haylee:  You know what I'm talking about! (Rolling her eyes) Stacie:  I do? Haylee:  Madison and I have been going out for a while now, surely you knew that! Stacie:  Wait, are you...like...No! You aren't gay! Haylee:  Why not? Stacie:  Because!  You've seen me naked! Haylee:  Yes, Yes I have...(grins)